• me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers
sellmyhouseandmovetoengland:

Edinburgh Castle, Scotland, United Kingdom

sellmyhouseandmovetoengland:

Edinburgh Castle, Scotland, United Kingdom

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Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, just exuberance.

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  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*
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